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Orange retro bubble lettering reading "Just Here To Bone" wraps across the midsection

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" Stacked text at the bottom reads "COPPER COUNTRY SOO LEAGUE" over "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

An argyle-inspired row of alternating teal and coral-red diamond shapes contains white text reading "BOWLING TEAM

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